Daddy! Why are you holding me over water? Daddy! I’m just a little dog with no tail. I don’t know how to swims! I’ll try kicking my feets a lot though. Daddy! Don’t let my corgi butt sink! Daddy! Swimmings are for peoples, not little dogs with no tails! If they expect me to go [...]

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Daddy! Why are you holding me over water?



Daddy! I’m just a little dog with no tail. I don’t know how to swims! I’ll try kicking my feets a lot though.



Daddy! Don’t let my corgi butt sink!



Daddy! Swimmings are for peoples, not little dogs with no tails!



If they expect me to go in there again, they had better gets me a floaty, sunglasses, and umbrella. Forget this swimmings stuff!

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