Daddy said that the Cubs were not playing well.* So I thought I would try an experiment to help.
I gots my favorite Cubs ball and took it upstairs.
Then I punched a hole in my favorite ball to illustrate their season so far. This was a very difficult sacrifice for me!
Next, I took Read the rest of this entry »
I has a backyard bally. I gots it for free. One day it was just there in the yard. I think maybe my fence friend next door gave it to me.
I likes when it flies through the air.
Then I pick it up and carries it around.
I tried to bring it in the house but Mommy [...] Read the rest of this entry »
Silly Mommy keeps taking my ballies and throwing them. That makes more works for me because I have to take them all back to my pillow bed again. I hordes them away there to protect them from the ghost monsters in the living room.
I gots special sporting ballies. I hear that bears are struggling with footballs, but maybe they don’t have a special softy bears football like mine. I bet if they had one, it would help them. Mine certainly makes me very happy.
I hear that cubs sometimes don’t play with ballies Read the rest of this entry »
Remember my closet?
Mommy and Daddy took it away and put a pillow bowl there instead. So I made a super secret plan. don’t tell anyone!
I put my bones and squeaky balls in it because it is bigger than my toy basket. That makes it look like I has less toys and then Mommy and Daddy [...] Read the rest of this entry »
I heard there was going to be a super bowl football game last night. It sounded important, so I got my squeaky football all ready to play in the super bowl.
But I still don’t understand what is so fun or important about putting it in my super bowl.
Remember when I got in troubles for criminal destruction of Molly property?
I didn’t thinks the Molly remembered, but she did. Last night she had her revenge on my birthday toy.